sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

jesterofthetraveler:

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

junkiechurch:

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

i think i fucking hate you. sucks for the both of us